To Friend or Not To Friend

To friend or not to friend: that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the Online to suffer

The pings and supplications of outrageous requests,

Or to remain anonymous against a sea of suitors,

And by opposing end them? To decline: to ignore;

No more! And by a decline to say we end

The heart-ache and the princes' natural shocks

That flesh is heir to, 'tis a separation

Devoutly to be unfriended. To avoid, to evade;

To evade: perchance to breathe free! Ay, there's the rub;

For in that breath of anonymity what suitors may come

When we have shuffled off this online persona,

Must give us an excited flutter in our heart: there's the respect

That makes calamity of online dating!

"I don't want you, Baby; I don't need you lately
Love is ever-changing and I think you're crazy
Oooh, Girl, I've got to let you, let you, let you go" ~Carney